I got a homey who’s a businessman, an honest lad,
The type of friend that I would trust with everything I had,
He’s a professional, he’s not some type of scallywag,
He makes a living hooking people up with smelly bags,
Those who know him always love to see his smiling face,
He brings the product and they judge it by the smell and taste,
And when he visits you he takes you to a higher tier,
He’s like a Santa Clause that comes through the entire year,
From what I know he never fails to bring amazing chron,
Some people roll it, others smoke it out their favorite bong,
When I smoke it, yo it’s time to write another song,
He’s like a brother who was brought here by another Mom,
Another job would never suit him like the one he’s got,
He’s like a workaholic, once he starts he never stops,
A lot of speculation floats around this kinda biz
But here’s the inside scoop, you know my homey is

Honorable Ethical Marijuana Professional,
Supplyin people with their vitamins and minerals,
Honorable Ethical Marijuana Professional,
He’s like a farmer at the market selling vegetables,

H to the E to the M to the P,
If you ever met him then I’m sure you would agree,
A lot of time and energy are pumped into it,
A tough job, but somebody gotta do it,
He’s only adults, he doesn’t play with little folks,
He ain’t about serving kids a little nickel toke,
The dirty drugs aren’t the type of thing my buddy serves,
He keeps it strictly limited unto the Godly herb,
To get involved you gotta know somebody kinda well,
You need a reference just to get into the clientele,
And his accounts stay neat and tidy for his buddy’s bags,
He ain’t the type to drive around and break somebody’s legs,
So Stephen Harper, maybe you should simply go relax,
And then you’ll have a chance to cash in on the income tax,
And understand, all dealers ain’t some deadly mob,
You never know it might assist you with your stressful job,

Honorable Ethical Marijuana Professional,
Supplyin people with their vitamins and minerals,
Honorable Ethical Marijuana Professional,
He’s like a farmer at the market selling vegetables,
Honorable Ethical Marijuana Professional,
Don’t confuse him with the guy cooking chemicals,
Honorable Ethical Marijuana Professional,
He’s just a real dope guy in general,


We want our marijuana (Smoke Cheeba Cheeba, smoke Cheeba, Cheeba, Cheeba)
We want marijuana (Smoke Cheeba Cheeba, smoke Cheeba, Cheeba, Cheeba)
We want our marijuana (Roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it)
We want marijuana (Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side)

Members of Parliament, can’t you see,
That you can’t spell HEMP without the MP,
Members of Parliament, agree with me,
You can’t spell HEMP without the MP,
He’s an Excellent Medical Practitioner,
Healing Energy in My Perimeter,
You Get High, Even Maybe Peaceful,
Help End the Madness Prohibition Needs to Cease for the,


Honorable Ethical Marijuana Professional,
Supplyin people with their vitamins and minerals,
Honorable Ethical Marijuana Professional,
He’s like a farmer at the market selling vegetables,
Honorable Ethical Marijuana Professional,
Don’t confuse him with the guy cooking chemicals,
Honorable Ethical Marijuana Professional,
He’s just a real dope guy in general